
Eating habits make Americans three times as heavy as normal human being
Is oil the real reason for the Iraq invasion? Do Americans use too much energy? The first question will always remain debatable, unless of course you ask the always subtle, intelligent and courteous Dick Cheney (just forget he shot one of his friends in the face with a shotgun). I’m not about to ask mister Cheney for his opinion but he does however belong the the fast growing percentage of overweight Americans. Thanks to the new hippopotamus like beings (Hippopotamus Sapiens?) obese citizens of the States now account for 15 percent of the world population, counting in human flesh that is.
In absolute terms the United States with its 300 million inhabitants constitutes some .05 percent of the world population. As many Americans are eating so much fa(s)t food on a daily basis they now weigh, on average, about three times as much as a normal human being. William McClinton, spokesman for the ANO
(American Nutrition Organization) says that not only are Americans decreasing their lifespan they are also creating a bad reputation abroad. In Europe for example it is already common knowledge that if you see an obese person walking around it must be an American.
Fast food is consumed by the truck load by the average American family. Polls conducted by the Health Institute of North America (HINA) show that most American teenagers cannot tell the difference between processed and organic foods. Almost half of those interviewed thought vegetables are bad for your health and were invented by the communists as a tasteless dietary supplement for the poor.
As the saying goes “The bigger the better”. Only in America.
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